What’s that on your head?

When the world opens again and I stop by your house for a visit and you open the door wearing a paper bag on your head, I am staying for dinner. Someone is frying fish! My Mom would wear a paper bag on her head when frying fish. It was to keep the smell of fish out of her hair. My Mom usually fried flounder because my Dad hated fish with bones in it. I love whiting but I had to wait until my Grandma Lillie fried fish because she made whiting and porgies. Thankfully, she lived the next town over. Hook a sista up! I’m going to need 2 pieces of fish for my sandwich but I will need 3 pieces in total because I want sprinkle some hot sauce on the third piece and dip it in my yellow mustard or tartar sauce. I don’t care about the brand of tartar sauce, it just needs to be thick with pickle relish. And the hot sauce? Either Red Hot or Grace. Wait. And you have sides? Hush puppies, home fries, and cole slaw? Yes, please and thank you. And would you please pass the ketchup?